I Scream, You Scream, We All Scream...

Thirty Seconds Is The Exact Amount Of Time Americans Can Tolerate Something They Don't Understand.

(on Fox News).... It's Like Watching A Disney Movie About The News.

It Warps The Minds Of Our Children And Weakens The Resolve Of Our Allies.

First, [in High School], I Smoked A Lot Of Pot...and That's How I Got To Know The People 'half In' The Society Of My High School And We Waved At Each Other Over The Bong. Then I Got To Know People By Making Jokes.

I Hope People'll Find Out Pretty Quickly That The Guy They Saw For 10 Years Was My Sense Of Humor The Whole Time.