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I Gotta Tell You, I Do Not Envy Whoever They Try To Put In David Letterman's Chair. Folks Those Are Some Huge Shoes To Fill, And Some Really Big Pants.

The Way To A Man's Heart Is Through His Stomach...just Make Sure You Thrust Upward Through His Ribcage.

Bill Moyers Is Everything I Never Aspire To Be: Calm, Thoughtful, And Informative.

John Boehner Will Be The New Speaker Unless, Out Of Habit, He Blocks His Own Confirmation.

The Yankees' Facebook Page Was Hacked. The Hacker Was Immediately Purchased And Signed To A 5 Year Contract With The Yankees.