I Sat At A Bar Having A

This Is Getting Funny, But There Ain't Nobody Laughing.

If We All Could Sound Like We Wanted To, We'd All Sound Like George Jones.

I'm Old And Crazy, But I Still Give A Damn. And I Still Think The Boys Got Screwed Over In Vietnam.

Got My Allman Brothers Cassettes Stacked Up On The Dash, Got Some Jack Back In The Trunk And A Tank Full Of Gas.

I Was King Of The Mountain For A Long Time, Well, I Don't Want That No More. I Like To Perform Every Once In A While For People Who Want To See Me, And Cut Albums Of Music That Is What I'm Really About.