I Didn't Mean To Hit The Umpire

As Soon As I Got Out There I Felt A Strange Relationship With The Pitcher's Mound. It Was As If I'd Been Born Out There. Pitching Just Felt Like The Most Natural Thing In The World. Striking Out Batters Was Easy.

I Didn't Mean To Hit The Umpire With The Dirt, But I Did Mean To Hit That Bastard In The Stands.

Don't Be Afraid To Take Advice. There's Always Something New To Learn.

How About A Little Noise. How Do You Expect A Man To Putt?

I'm Only Going One Way.