I Remember When I Got My First

I Feel No Sympathy For My Food.

To Me, Always Just - That Scene Is, Like, So Convenient. They Never Run Out Of Bullets In Action Movies, Unless It's At The Most Dramatic Time Possible.

Claiming That Someone's Marriage Is Against Your Religion Is Like Being Angry At Someone For Eating A Donut Because You're On A Diet.

When I Was 13 And 14, There Were A Lot Of Jokes About My Bar Mitzvah And My Grandparents, And Then When I Got Older, It Became More About Touching Boobs And Trying To Get Liquor, You Know? I Kind Of Ran The Gamut Of Infantile Behavior... And I Haven't Moved One Step Forward Since.

It's Important To See Your Parents As Individuals. As A Son Or As A Daughter You Don't Stop And Think That Your Parents Might Have Their Own Expectations, Dreams Or Disappointments.