I Don't Even Have A Stalker. I'm

It Never Seemed Like That Much Of A Mystery Why Shows I Was Acted In Failed. When You're Doing A Show Called Freaks And Geeks About Young People In High School, And It's On Saturday Nights At 8 And There's No Promotion For It, It's Not Really Hard To Guess Why No One's Watching It. And When You're Doing A College Goofball Comedy That Premières Three Weeks After Sept. 11, It's Not That Hard To Piece Together Why That's Not The Most Important Thing On The Radar.

When I Was 13 And 14, There Were A Lot Of Jokes About My Bar Mitzvah And My Grandparents, And Then When I Got Older, It Became More About Touching Boobs And Trying To Get Liquor, You Know? I Kind Of Ran The Gamut Of Infantile Behavior... And I Haven't Moved One Step Forward Since.

I Knew I Just Loved Comedy, And I Think It Was My Parents Who Initially Brought Up The Notion Of Me Trying To Do Stand-up. I Think I Actually Tried Writing Jokes Just At Home, Just Kind Of Sitting Around. But It Seemed Like A Very Real Way To Step Into The World Of Comedy.

The Current Babe Ruth Of Improv? Sacha Baron Cohen. He's Pretty Amazing.

It's Much More Painful To Bomb In Front Of A Group Of Yours Peers Than It Is To Not Win. Tons Of Assholes Ain't Winning Awards, But Only One Guy Will Be Bombing. So, That's Much More Nerve-wracking.