I Have Nothing But Love In My

America Is The Only Country In The World Where You Can Burn The Flag But Can't Tear The Tag Off The Mattress.

My Comedy Doesn't Come From Any Calculations And Studies.

A Jew Never Laughs Without Looking At His Wife For Approval.

Blacks Can Get Into Medical School With A Lower Grade ... If That's True, A Jew Should Be Able To Play Basketball With A Lower Net.

My Father Was A Very Successful Businessman, But He Was Ruined In The Stock Market Crash. A Big Stockbroker Jumped Out The Window And Fell On His Pushcart.