I Really Wasn't A Class Clown.

Every Time I Do A Movie Where It Gets Physical, I Say Never Again.

I Think I Invented The Phrase 'don't Overdo It.'

As American As An Apple Is And As American As Baseball Is, They Don't Go Together. You Can't Be Chewing An Apple At A Baseball Game. You've Got To Let Go Of The Diet That Day.

If I Do A Movie Where I Have To Have A Son And It's A Chubby Kid, My Mother Is Always Like, 'you Were Never Like That.' She Gets So Upset About It.

There's No Better Feeling In The World Than A Warm Pizza Box On Your Lap.