I Really Wasn't A Class Clown.

Once A Year My Back Will Go Out And It'll Be... It's Like A Sciatic Thing And It's The Smallest Thing. Like I Could Be Leaning Over The Sink To Brush My Teeth In A Weird Way And It Happens.

I Took A Public Speaking Class In College And Managed To Make The Class Laugh A Little Bit.

As American As An Apple Is And As American As Baseball Is, They Don't Go Together. You Can't Be Chewing An Apple At A Baseball Game. You've Got To Let Go Of The Diet That Day.

Thanksgiving, Man. Not A Good Day To Be My Pants.

If I Do A Movie Where I Have To Have A Son And It's A Chubby Kid, My Mother Is Always Like, 'you Were Never Like That.' She Gets So Upset About It.