Pie...it Fills The Cracks Of The Heart.

You Think School Ends When It Ends, But It Doesn't.

There's No Better Feeling In The World Than A Warm Pizza Box On Your Lap.

Nobody Actually Ever Does This—escaping Through A Window.

For Some Reason And I Don't Know Why, But I Don't Think That I'm Funny In California. So I Always Want To Do My Movies East Somewhere.

Every Time You Make A Decision, You Mess With Someone's Life.