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Chefs Don't Actually Say 'that's A Spicy Meat-a-ball,' Except To Indicate That There's A Bomb Threat In The Restaurant Without Alarming The Customers. Terrorism Is The Spiciest Meatball There Is.

The Perfect Recipe For A Margarita Is 2 Ounces Tequila, 2 Ounces Fresh Lime Juice, 1 Ounce Cointreau, And A Tiny Splash Of Some Kind Of An Agave Or Orange Juice.

I Love Simple Food. I Like To Serve The Entire Animal, Not Only Because It Somehow Provokes A Customer To Think About It, But Also Because To Honor Of The Animal That Has Been Killed For Us To Eat, You Have To Eat The Whole Thing. It Would Be Silly To Just Eat The Chops And Throw Everything Else Away.

The Gulf Coast Has The Potential To Create A Culinary Raw Ingredient Paradise That Smart Cooks Can Capitalize On.

I Obsess Everyday About Everything. Not Only About What We Do Well But What We Can Do Better... In The End, The Only Reason I Am Motivated To Do What I Do Is For The Hedonistic Pleasures Of The Table.