I'm Not A Big Radio Guy, I

Know Your Job And Don't Fake It. It Looks Easy, But The Ones That Make It Look Easy Know What The Hell They're Doing. They May Tell You Around The Dining Room Table That You're Funny And You Should Be An Actor, But Until You Challenge Yourself By Getting On A Stage Or In Front Of A Camera, That's When Your Knowledge Of The Craft Separates You From The Pretenders.

If We Could Sell 100,000 Units Every Album, That Would Rock. We'd Have A Big Cult Following, We'd Have A Built-in Fanbase So We Could Pretty Much Play Anywhere, People Would Show Up And Rock Out

You've Got Corey Feldman Doing His Thing, And The Problem Is, They're Trying To Be Pop Stars. You Can't Compare Salty To Any Of The Other Actors Out There Playing Music

Kids These Days Don't Know As Much About Music As They Think They Do

All These Child Stars Grow Up And They're Knockin' Over Banks And Getting Prostitutes. I'm, Like, One Of The Only People I Know That Has Managed To Dodge All Of That Negative Crap.