I Really Loved Kelsey [grammer]. It Wasn't

I Am A Very Complicated Person.

I Have The Greatest Picture Of Ted [danson]. That Was A Big Caper: There Was One Person [opening] The Door With A Butter Knife And Another Person Kicking The Door In So I Could Get A Photo. He's Decapitated, But Totally Nude. And He's Really Well-endowed.

Anything That I Do, I Try To Make It As Good As I Possibly Can.

When I Was Born, They Put Casts On My Legs 'cause I Had Some Kind Of Dysplasia Or Something. My Legs Were All Messed Up.

I Loved Jay Thomas As Eddie Lebec. But There Was A Point Where They [thought] Maybe We Would Live Together, And I Didn't Like The Idea Of Carla Being With Somebody Because That Would Make You Feel Like [you're] Not Part Of The People In The Bar.