I've Seen Some Very Beautiful Drag Queens.

I Have The Greatest Picture Of Ted [danson]. That Was A Big Caper: There Was One Person [opening] The Door With A Butter Knife And Another Person Kicking The Door In So I Could Get A Photo. He's Decapitated, But Totally Nude. And He's Really Well-endowed.

Kirstie [alley] Saved Me, In A Way. [at The Time], I Had A Terrible Marriage, And I Stayed At Her House. She Was Wonderful - Just A Kind, Big-hearted, Filthy Girl. Somehow She Could Be Vulgar Without Being Vulgar.

I Made Jokes About Kissing Murphy Brown. But If That's What Cost Me My Job, My Wife Will Probably Say, "hey Asshole, I Told You So".

I Really Loved Kelsey [grammer]. It Wasn't A Romantic Love, But There Was Something About Him. It's Very Difficult To See Someone You Care About Having A Hard Time.

That Was The Aura Of Cheers: It Was Special. It Was More Than Tv; You Could Get People To Guest On The Show You Couldn't Normally Get.