The First Broadway Show I Saw Was

In New York I Was Always Offered The Hot, Sexy Roles. But In L.a. I Was Offered The Plain, Dowdy Roles. It Says A Lot About The Difference Between The Coasts

I Really Loved Kelsey [grammer]. It Wasn't A Romantic Love, But There Was Something About Him. It's Very Difficult To See Someone You Care About Having A Hard Time.

I Made Jokes About Kissing Murphy Brown. But If That's What Cost Me My Job, My Wife Will Probably Say, "hey Asshole, I Told You So".

On The Rare Occasions I Go To The Gym, I Prefer Silence.

I've Been Very Fortunate In My Collaborators Throughout My Career.