Have You Ever Talked To Someone, And

Martial Arts Are A Vehicle For Developing Your Human Potential.

Like If You All Were Going To Go Out And One Guy's Like "you Know What Man I'm Going To Stay Home I'm Feeling Kind Of Shitty," You Go, "you Faggot." That's What It Means. It's About A Guy Wimping Out, Being A Douchebag...it Has Nothing To Do With Your Sexual Orientation.

There's A Direct Correlation Between Positive Energy And Positive Results.

Stand-up Is Still My Favorite, But The Podcast Is A Close Second. It's So Fun, And It's Given Me The Oppor-tunity To Have Three-hour Conversations With People I Wouldn't Have Otherwise Been Able To Talk To. When I Talked To Maynard Keenan From Tool, I Almost Couldn't Believe It Was Happening.

Most Of My Bits Are Long Stream-of-consciousness- Type Things, And When I'm Doing Them Onstage, Other Places To Take The Theme Or Idea Will Hit Me, And I Just Go With It.