I Read Pretty Voraciously. If It's Good,

There Are A Great Many Sins In This World, None Of Them Original.

I Get And Read An Enormous Number Of First Novels.

When You Don't Know What To Do, Try Something; If That Doesn't Work, Try Something Else.

I'm Not An Easy Man. I Can Be An Entertaining One, Though It's Been My Experience That Most People Don't Want To Be Entertained. They Want To Be Comforted.

People Often Ask Me How I Make Things Funny. I Don't Make Things Funny.