I Quickly Laugh At Everything For Fear

To Obtain A Woman Who Loves You, You Must Treat Her As If She Didn't.

Vilify! Vilify! Some Of It Will Always Stick.

Plays, Gentlemen, Are To Their Authors What Children Are To Women: They Cost More Pain Than They Give Pleasure.

I Would Rather Worry Without Need Than Live Without Heed.

As Long As I Don't Write About The Government, Religion, Politics, And Other Institutions, I Am Free To Print Anything.