To Obtain A Woman Who Loves You,

If A Thing Isn't Worth Saying, You Sing It.

A Writer's Inspiration Is Not Just To Create. He Must Eat Three Times A Day.

Be Commonplace And Creeping And You'll Be A Success.

As Long As I Don't Write About The Government, Religion, Politics, And Other Institutions, I Am Free To Print Anything.

Without Pleasure Man Would Live Like A Fool And Soon Die.