I Promise I'll Do Anything For You,

I Pledge Impertinence To The Flag Waving, Of The Unindicted Co-conspirators Of America, And To The Republicans For Which I Can't Stand, One Abomination, Underhanded Fraud, Indefensible, With Liberty And Justice.. Forget It.

Do My Worst, Eh? Smithers, Release The Robotic Richard Simmons." --mr. Burns

I Can't Believe It! Reading And Writing Actually Paid Off!

If People Only Knew How Much I Secretly Hated Them, They'd Love Me For Holding It In.

I Didn't Lie, I Was Writing Fiction With My Mouth.