I Played So Bad, I Got A

Every Day I Try To Tell Myself That This Is Going To Be Fun Today. I Try To Put Myself In A Great Frame Of Mind Before I Go Out - Then I Screw It Up With The First Shot.

I Played So Bad, I Got A Get-well Card From The Irs.

When Nicklaus Plays Wells Well, He Wins. When He Plays Badly, He Finishes Second. When He Plays Terribly, He Finishes Third.

It's Not What You Accomplish In Life That Matters; It's What You Overcome.

Pebble Is A Piece Of Sacred Ground. They Say It's The Greatest Meeting Of Land And Water In The World. This Course Was Heaven Designed - Just The Way It Fits On The Land.