I Play Rock 'n' Roll, That's What

Being A Father Helps Me Be More Responsible... You See More Things Than You've Ever Seen.

I Don't Rock For Cancer. I Rock For Cash, And The Topless Dancers.

I've Been To Your Mountains, I've Been To Your Sea-side, And Everywhere I Went Somebody's Wanted A Free Ride.

Beyonce, To Me, Doesn't Have A F--king 'purple Rain', But She's The Biggest Thing On Earth. How Can You Be That Big Without At Least One 'sweet Home Alabama' Or 'old Time Rock & Roll'? People Are Like, 'beyonce's Hot. Got A Nice F--king Ass.' I'm Like, 'cool, I Like Skinny White Chicks With Big T--s.' Doesn't Really F--king Do Much For Me.

I Do Not Believe That Artists Or Actors And People Should Be Out There Like Voicing Their Full-blown Opinions On Politics Because, Let's Face It, At The End Of The Day, I'm Not That Smart Of A Guy.