I've Noticed A Surge When I Go

It's Tough Getting Older. You Start Falling Apart, You Know? My Gums Are Starting To Recede Now. You Can't Tell Tonight, Though, 'cause I Comb Them Forward.

When I First Began Doing Tv Pilots, My Expectations Were High. I Didn't Understand That World. So When 'weeds' Took Off, I Was So Happy. Especially As I Was Just A Guest Star In The Pilot. But Once It Got Picked Up, They Made Me A Regular Cast Member.

I've Noticed A Surge When I Go Out Somewhere, Or If I'm Doing Stand-up.

The Funny Thing About Commercials To Me Is That Many Of Them Now Don't Even Mention The Product Until The Very End. You Don't Really Know What The Commercial Is All About. They're Kind Of Like Little Movies, Like Shorts, And That's Why I Think They're So Entertaining.

Never Wear A Red T-shirt To Target. I Enjoy Helping People, But Not Every Two Minutes.