I, Personally, Liked The Legend.

I Had No Desire To Be An Film Actress, To Always Play Somebody Else, To Be Always Beautiful With Somebody Constantly Straightening Out Your Every Eyelash. It Was Always A Big Bother To Me.

When You Prostitute Yourself, You Have To Get Paid For It.

Soup Not Only Warms You And Is Easy To Swallow And To Digest, It Also Creates The Illusion In The Back Of Your Mind That Mother Is There.

I'm Worth More Dead Than Alive. Don't Cry For Me After I'm Gone; Cry For Me Now.

A New Kind Of Award Has Been Added -- The Deathbed Award. It Is Not An Award Of Any Kind. Either The Recipient Has Not Acted At All, Or Was Not Nominated, Or Did Not Win The Award The Last Few Times Around. It Is Intended To Relieve The Guilty Conscience Of The Academy Members And Save Face In Front Of The Public. The Academy Has The Horrible Taste To Have A Star, Choking With Emotion, Present This Deathbed Award So That There Can Be No Doubt In Anybody's Mind Why The Award Is So Hurriedly Given. Lucky Is The Actor Who Is Too Sick To Watch The Proceedings On Television.