Habit: Often Mistaken For Love.

It Is My Private Life Which No One Knows Anything About, Nor Ever Will. It Needs More Than Half My Time If It Is To Be A Success.

H Is For Hardware Store: I'd Rather Go To The Hardware Store Than The Opera. And I Like The Opera.

A Country Without Bordellos Is Like A House Without Bathrooms.

I'm Worth More Dead Than Alive. Don't Cry For Me After I'm Gone; Cry For Me Now.

For Women, Beauty Is More Important Than The Mind, Because The Man Is Easier To Watch Than To Think.