I Pay Taxes In Three Countries, But

Everybody Has Their Own Free Choice To Do What They Want.

I Think The Special Thing About Python Is That It's A Writers' Commune. The Writers Are In Charge. The Writers Decide What The Material Is.

What's Brown And Sounds Like A Bell? Dung!

When I Was 23 I Started Writing For I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again And Was Paid Three Guineas For Every Minute's Airtime.

At Cambridge, You Have To Kiss The Vice-chancellor's Fingers. But I Missed Out On That, 'cause I Was Doing A Matinee. I Don't Want To Kiss A Strange Man's Fingers Anyway.