I Pay Taxes In Three Countries, But

I Liked Doing Live Things, And With The Circus We Had A Live Audience.

I Think The Special Thing About Python Is That It's A Writers' Commune. The Writers Are In Charge. The Writers Decide What The Material Is.

Pattycake, Pattycake, Baker's Man; Good Morning, Madam, I'm A Psychiatrist

At Cambridge, You Have To Kiss The Vice-chancellor's Fingers. But I Missed Out On That, 'cause I Was Doing A Matinee. I Don't Want To Kiss A Strange Man's Fingers Anyway.

You Could Write A Joke In The Pub At Lunchtime And Watch It Performed On Television That Evening.