I Pay Taxes In Three Countries, But

One Of The Reasons We Moved To L.a. In The First Place [was] So That It Was No Big Deal That I Was In Show Business. We Decided If We Move[d] To L.a., Then Everyone In One Way Or Another Was Involved In It.

I Pay Taxes In Three Countries, But Can't Vote In Any Of Them.

I Live In A Spanish-style Hillside Home In Los Angeles, California. I Paid $900,000 In 1995. It's Perhaps Worth About $3m Now. Thankfully, I Paid Off My Mortgage Before The Crash Because I Could See It Coming. I Worried That I Would Be Caught Having To Pay Off A Very High Mortgage For A House I Couldn't Sell.

At Least In America, You Have Freedom Of Speech, Which Is A Good Thing. It's Just A Question Of Whether You're Allowed To Use It On 'fox News'.

Reading Alan Zweibel Makes Me Laugh Out Loud. And Yet It Is Not A Particularly Funny Name.