A Nod's As Good As A Wink

You Initially Become Funny As A Kid Because You're Looking For Attention And Love. Psychologists Think That's All To Do With Mother Abandonment. I Think John Cleese Has His Depressions, And Terry Gilliam's The Same. All Of Us Together Make One Completely Insane Person.

Life Took Over 4 Billion Years To Evolve Into You, And You've About 70 More Years To Enjoy It. Don't Just Pursue Happiness, Catch It.

At Least In America, You Have Freedom Of Speech, Which Is A Good Thing. It's Just A Question Of Whether You're Allowed To Use It On 'fox News'.

No Day Of My Life Passes Without Someone Saying The Words 'monty Python' To Me. It's Not Bad.

Life Doesn't Make Any Sense, And We All Pretend It Does. Comedy's Job Is To Point Out That It Doesn't Make Sense, And That It Doesn't Make Much Difference Anyway.