Happiness Is Your Dentist Telling You It

Happiness Is Being Stuck In An Elevator And Discovering The Ravishing Blonde With You Is A Liquor Salesman With A Case Of Samples.

The Hollywood Tradition I Like Best Is Called Sucking Up To The Stars.

As Long As I Don't Commit Any Crimes, You Have No Right To Judge Me Except By My Performance As A Professional. On That Level, You're Welcome To Think Whatever You Want About Me.

I Know A Guy Who Gave Up Smoking Cigarettes, Consuming, Sex, And Wealthy Meals.

Having Money Gives Me The Freedom To Worry About The Things That Really Matter.