Pittsburgh Is Kind Of Like Newark Without

When Turkeys Mate They Think Of Swans.

Did You Know Richard Nixon Is The Only President Whose Formal Portrait Was Painted By A Police Sketch Artist?

The Good News Is That The President Gets Another Chance. The Bad News Is That He'll Be Two Weeks Older.

Happiness Is Sitting Down To Watch Some Slides Of Your Neighbor's Vacation And Finding Out That He Spent Two Weeks In A Nudist Colony.

People Will Pay More To Be Entertained Than Educated.