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When Turkeys Mate They Think Of Swans.

I Think Students Ought To Have The Right To Protest, But Not To The Point Of Anarchy.

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Who Cares What Entertainers On The Air Think About International Affairs? Who Would Want To Hear Me About Vietnam? They Can Hear All They Want From People With Reason To Be Respected As Knowledgeable.

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