I Only Eat Fish - No Chicken,

People Thought I Was A Charlatan And A Nut. The Doctors Were Against Me -- They Said That Working Out With Weights Would Give People Heart Attacks And They Would Lose Their Sex Drive.

You See, You Don't Get Old From Age, You Get Old From Inactivity, From Not Believing In Something.

How Many Cars Out There Look Like Corvettes? You Want Something Nobody Else Has. You Don't Want An Old Look-alike Thing, And That's Why Corvettes Have The Reputation Of Being One Of The Fastest Cars. I've Always Had Good Cars, And A Corvette Is One Of The Best Cars I've Had. I've Had Lamborghinis, I've Had Ferraris, I've Had Stutz Blackhawks. You Name It, I've Had Them. For The Money, Corvette Is Tops.

You Put Junk In, Junk Comes Out. You Put Good In, Good Comes Out.

Who Puts The Food In Your Mouth? Who Goes To The Bathroom For Ya? You Do. You Came On This Earth Alone And You Are Going To Leave Alone. Think About It. If Anything Happens To Jack La Lanne Good Or Bad, I Made It Happen. If Anything Happens To You Good Or Bad, You Made It Happen - Right?