I No Longer Want To Be Rich

I Believe That We're All Connected To Each Other With An Invisible Spiritual Thread Through Which We Can Transmit Energy Emissions And Positive Thinking. I Want You To Use Your Visualization Techniques.

I Don't Take Myself Seriously All The Time; I Have To Do Quirky Things, Such As Helping Football Teams, Moving The Ball Away From Mcallister's Foot, Getting Into The Sun And The Star - Because, You Know, I Like Sensationalism, It's A Part Of What I Do.

Either The Phone Is So Seriously Thin And Flimsy That It Is Bendable With Mere Physical Force, Which I Cannot Believe Given The Extensive Tests Apple Would Have Done. Or -- And This Is Far More Plausible -- Somehow The Energy And Excitement Of The 10 Million People Who Purchased Iphones Has Awakened Their Mind Powers And Caused The Phones To Bend.

Nowadays Even Presidents, Vice-presidents, And Heads Of Big Agencies Are Opening Their Minds To Accept Psychic Phenomena, Because They Know It Works.

I Believe In Past Lives But I Know Nothing About Mine And I Don't Want To Know. I Live In The Present, Taking One Day At A Time.