Don't Die Like I Did.

You Can't Trust Very Many People.

Football Is A Sad Game.

I Was In For 10 Hours And Had 40 Pints - Beating My Previous Record By 20 Minutes

My One Big Regret Is That I Didn’t Play On For 10 More Years.

He Can't Kick With His Left Foot, He Can't Head A Ball, He Can't Tackle And He Doesn't Score Many Goals. Apart From That He's All Right.