Don't Die Like I Did.

My One Big Regret Is That I Didn’t Play On For 10 More Years.

I Spent 90% Of My Money On Women And Drink. The Rest I Wasted

Robert Redford Used To Be Such A Handsome Man And Now Look At Him: Everything Has Dropped, Expanded And Turned A Funny Color.

To Call Keegan A Superstar Is Stretching A Point.

I Used To Go Missing A Lot... Miss Canada, Miss United Kingdom, Miss World.