Don't Die Like I Did.

I Will Respect This Liver. After All, It's Not Mine.

If You Make Up Your Own Mind, You Can Only Blame Yourself.

Everyone Went Crazy Over Wayne Rooney, But I Get More Excited By Cristiano Ronaldo.

I'm Ok. Much Better Than On Other Occasions. It's True That I've Made Lots Of Mistakes But I've Never Tried To Bother Anyone. I Want To Stay Alive, Preferably In Peace, Without Seeing Every One Of My Mistakes In The Papers, And On Many Occasions, Even Stories That Are Lies.

If I Had Been Born Ugly, You Would Have Never Heard Of Pele