Don't Die Like I Did.

If I Had To Choose Between Dribbling Past 5 Players And Scoring From 40 Yards At Anfield Or Shagging Miss World, It'd Be A Hard Choice. Thankfully, I've Done Both

He's Not Fit To Lace My Boots As A Player. (on Kevin Keegan)

I Used To Go Missing A Lot... Miss Canada, Miss United Kingdom, Miss World.

They Told Me I Wouldn't Make 25. Then It Was 35, Then 45. These Were My Doctors Speaking - They're All Dead Now.

There Isn't A Single Player I Would Pay To Watch. A Great Entertainer Needs To Have Charisma.