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I Live In New York And There Are A Lot Of Famous... Pizzerias In My Neighborhood, It's Really Hard To Find One That Isn't Famous. Which Sucks Sometimes, You Know What I Mean, Sometimes I Don't Want All That Glitz And Glamour, I Just Want Something Delicious, You Know? I Don't Need A Celebrity In My Mouth, Ray's Up And Coming Pizza Would Be Fine.

Specifically In Stand-up, I Love Jokes. I Love Short, Structured Ideas And A Punchline.

Fire Truck With Back End On Fire Drives Really Fast In Circles.

Palindromes Are The Number One Conversation Stopper, Like Party Killer, I Think I've Ever Seen.

What's This About Rice Milk? I Didn't Even Know Rice Had Nipples!