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I Ordered A Wake-up Call The Other Day. The Phone Rang And A Woman's Voice Said, 'what The Hell Are You Doing With Your Life?'

I Think Statues Are Great; They Show What Great People Would Look Like If A Bird Sh*t All Over Them.

You Never Forget Your First Kiss. And That's What Makes It So Hard To Forgive My Uncle.

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Another Term For Balloon Is Bad Breath Holder.