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To Get Strangers To Hate You Even Faster, Crank Up The Volume On That Very Interesting Ringtone Of Yours.

I Think Cats Would Have An Even Worse Attitude If They Found Out How Stupid Their Names Were.

If You Stretched The Average Person's Intestines Out From End To End, It Would Make Them Scream A Lot.

I Have A Jar At Home, And I Put Pennies In It Whenever I Curse. The Other Day I Spilled The Jar. I Owe It About $25.

There Is A Small, But Important, Difference Between Peeing In The Pool, And Peeing Into The Pool.