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I Don't So Much Mind That Newspapers Are Dying - It's Watching Them Commit Suicide That Pisses Me Off.

One Function Of The Income Gap Is That The People At The Top Of The Heap Have A Hard Time Even Seeing Those At The Bottom. They Practically Need A Telescope. The Pharaohs Of Ancient Egypt Probably Didn't Was A Lot Of Time Thinking About The People Who Build Their Pyramids, Either.

Personally, I Think Government Is A Tool, Like A Hammer. You Can Use A Hammer To Build Or You Can Use A Hammer To Destroy; There Is Nothing Intrinsically Good Or Evil About The Hammer Itself. It Is The Purposes To Which It Is Put And The Skill With Which It Is Used That Determine Whether The Hammer's Work Is Good Or Bad.

Satire Is Traditionally The Weapon Of The Powerless Against The Powerful. I Only Aim At The Powerful. When Satire Is Aimed At The Powerless, It Is Not Only Cruel -- It's Vulgar.

Manners Are Just A Formal Expression Of How You Treat People.