I Never Saw A Pitcher I Didn't

I Never Saw A Pitcher I Didn't Feel Sorry For.

When I Was In The Batter's Box, I Felt Sorry For The Pitcher.

Whoever Wants To Know The Heart And Mind Of America Had Better Learn Baseball.

I Don't Want To Play Golf. When I Hit A Ball, I Want Someone Else To Go Chase It.

To Be A Good Hitter You've Got To Do One Thing - Get A Good Ball To Hit.