I Never Saw A Pitcher I Didn't

People Ask Me What I Do In Winter When There's No Baseball. I'll Tell You What I Do. I Stare Out The Window And Wait For Spring.

I Always Tried To Hit The Ball Back Through The Box Because That Is The Largest Unprotected Area.

I've Cheated, Or Someone On My Team Has Cheated, In Almost Every Single Game I've Been In.

Whoever Wants To Know The Heart And Mind Of America Had Better Learn Baseball.

I've Always Played Hard. If That's Rough And Tough, I Can't Help It. I Don't Believe There's Any Such Thing As A Good Loser. I Wouldn't Sit Down And Play A Game Of Cards With You Right Now Withing Wanting To Win. If I Hadn't Felt That Way I Wouldn't Have Got Very Far In Baseball.