I Never Saw A Pitcher I Didn't

I Never Saw A Pitcher I Didn't Feel Sorry For.

I'd Rather Him (grover Alexander) Pitch A Crucial Game For Me Drunk, Then Anyone I've Ever Known Sober. He Was That Good.

Now The Advantage Is All With The Hitters.

I Always Tried To Hit The Ball Back Through The Box Because That Is The Largest Unprotected Area.

I Don't Like To Sound Egotistical, But Every Time I Stepped Up To The Plate With A Bat In My Hands, I Couldn't Help But Feel Sorry For The Pitcher.