When I Was In The Batter's Box,

I Stare Out The Window And Wait For Spring.

Any Ballplayer That Don't Sign Autographs For Little Kids Ain't An American. He's A Communist.

Players Who Stand Flat Footed And Swing With Their Arms Are Golfers, Not Hitters.

The Home Run Became Glorified With Babe Ruth. Starting With Him, Batters Have Been Thinking In Terms Of How Far They Could Hit The Ball, Not How Often.

I Never Saw A Pitcher I Didn't Feel Sorry For.