I Never Played Music, But It's An

Once A Year My Back Will Go Out And It'll Be... It's Like A Sciatic Thing And It's The Smallest Thing. Like I Could Be Leaning Over The Sink To Brush My Teeth In A Weird Way And It Happens.

For Some Reason And I Don't Know Why, But I Don't Think That I'm Funny In California. So I Always Want To Do My Movies East Somewhere.

Nobody Actually Ever Does This—escaping Through A Window.

Imagine What I Could Have Done In Ten Years. I Could Have Learned To Speak Japanese. I Could Have Played Every Rpg Video Game Ever Created, And If I Spoke Japanese I Could Have Played The Foreign Ones Too! Man, I Could Have Built A Spaceship In My Backyard And Flew It To The Moon And Back, If I Wanted.

From There, I Tried Out For A Community Theatre Play, Joined An Improv Group... It All Started Opening Up.