I Never Hear Terrorists Say 'merry Christmas,'

The Difference Between A Hockey Mom And A Pit Bull: At Some Point, A Pit Bull Does Stop Whining.

If You Have A Gun, You Can Rob A Bank, But If You Have A Bank, You Can Rob Everyone.

Glenn Beck Retired Or Got Fired...and A Lot Of People Are Asking Who Will Now Speak For The Raving Lunatics Who Startle You Outside Of A Parking Garage?

To Most Christians, The Bible Is Like A Software License. Nobody Actually Reads It. They Just Scroll To The Bottom And Click 'i Agree'.

More Astronauts Have Been To The Moon Than Farmers Who Paid The Inheritance Tax In 2013.