I Never Got A Job I Didn't

At Seventy-four I'm Getting Minor Raves On My Looks, But I'm Caught In The Middle. Who Knows What Seventy-four Looks Like? Who Cares? But If I'd Listened To My Friends, I Could Now Lie And Say I'm Eighty-four. For Eighty-four, The Way I Look Is Spectacular.

Courage Is Very Important. Like A Muscle, It Is Strengthened By Use.

Nothing Dates One So Dreadfully As To Think Someplace Is Uptown. At Our Age One Must Be Watchful Of These Conversational Gray Hairs.

Pan Me, Don't Give Me The Part, Publish Everybody's Book But This One And I Will Still Make It!

Courage Is Like A Strain Of Yoghurt Culture, If You Have Some You Can Have Some More.