I Never Got A Job I Didn't

In Our Family We Don't Divorce Our Men - We Bury Them.

Get Up Early In The Morning Before Everybody Has Breathed Up All The Good Air.

Pan Me, Don't Give Me The Part, Publish Everybody's Book But This One And I Will Still Make It!

Despair Is Your Friend In Show Business. I Don't Believe You Can Act If Happiness Is Your Lot. It's The Ups That Keep You Living And The Downs That Mete Out Talent.

Vice, Virtue - It's Best Not To Be Too Moral. You'll Cheat Yourself Out Of Too Much Life.