I Never Got A Job I Didn't

Courage Is Like A Strain Of Yoghurt Culture, If You Have Some You Can Have Some More.

Anything That Begins 'i Don't Know How To Tell You This' Is Never Good News.

The Good That Men Do Lives After Them.

In The Old Days, Ptomaine Poisoning Was A Cover-all. If You Missed A Show And You Were Young, It Meant You Were Having An Abortion. If You Were Old, It Meant You Were Having A Face Lift.

Aim Above Morality. If You Apply That To Life, Then Youre Bound To Live Life Fully.