Courage Is Like A Strain Of Yoghurt

When You Finally Learn How To Do It, You're Too Old For The Good Parts.

In Our Family We Don't Divorce Our Men - We Bury Them.

At Seventy-four I'm Getting Minor Raves On My Looks, But I'm Caught In The Middle. Who Knows What Seventy-four Looks Like? Who Cares? But If I'd Listened To My Friends, I Could Now Lie And Say I'm Eighty-four. For Eighty-four, The Way I Look Is Spectacular.

Never Give Up. And Never, Under Any Circumstances, Face The Facts.

Your First Big Trouble Can Be A Bonanza If You Live Through It. Get Through The First Trouble, And You'll Probably Make It Through The Next One.