There’s This Issue You’re Not Allowed To

All Lives End. All Hearts Are Broken. Caring Is Not An Advantage.

The Doctor: I've Seen Bigger. Clara: Really? The Doctor: Are You Joking? It's Massive!

I Wouldn't Mind Removing All The Mistakes I Have Made. That Would Be Exhausting And Take Forever. Honestly, It's One Of The Spells Of My Life That Has Been The Most Perfect. Not Because I Did The Job Perfectly, Because Of Course I Did It Very Imperfectly, But Because I Enjoyed It So Much. What Would I Change? I Complain A Lot. I Whinge, I More Or Less Communicate In Levels Of Complaint So I Wish Sometimes I Didn't Just Spend All My Time Saying, 'i'm Working So Hard, What Do I Get In Return For This?'.

Keep This Straight In Your Head: We Are Not Fighting An Alien Invasion - We're Leading A Revolution. And Today The Battle Begins.

I Like Naked Women! I'm A Bloke! I'm Supposed To Like Them! We're Born Like That. We Like Naked Women As Soon As We're Pulled Out Of One... When Man Invented Fire, He Didn't Say "hey, Let's Cook!" He Said: "great! Now We Can See Naked Bottoms In The Dark!"... The Story Of Male Achievement Through The Ages, Feeble Though It May Have Been, Has Been The Story Of Our Struggle To Get A Better Look At Your Bottoms.