We're All Stories, In The End.

I Like Naked Women! I'm A Bloke! I'm Supposed To Like Them! We're Born Like That. We Like Naked Women As Soon As We're Pulled Out Of One... When Man Invented Fire, He Didn't Say "hey, Let's Cook!" He Said: "great! Now We Can See Naked Bottoms In The Dark!"... The Story Of Male Achievement Through The Ages, Feeble Though It May Have Been, Has Been The Story Of Our Struggle To Get A Better Look At Your Bottoms.

The Doctor: It's My Nose; It Has Special Powers. Nancy: Yeah? That Why It's So...? The Doctor: What? Nancy: Nothing. The Doctor: What? Nancy: Nothing. Do Your Ears Have Special Powers Too?

If You Take Most Men Aside When Their Wives Are Pregnant, Most Men Are Pretty Frightened And Worried And Faintly Disgusted By The Whole Experience.

Amy: I Never Knew You Drank Wine. Doctor: I'm 1103 I Must Have Drunk It Sometime In My Life. *takes Sip And Spits It Out In Disgust*

If Anyone Said To Me 'invent A New Monster So We Can Sell More Toys', I'd Kick Them Out Of My Office.