We're All Stories, In The End.

I Hope I Won't Become Hated By Geeks Everywhere, But I Don't Really Know Comic Books All That Well.

Like Most Writers, I Write About What Has Happened To Me As That Involves The Minimum Amount Of Research.

It's The 50th Year Of Doctor Who And Look What's Going On! We're Up In The Sky And Under The Sea! We're Running Round The Rings Of An Alien World And Then A Haunted House. There's New Cybermen, New Ice Warriors And A Never Before Attempted Journey To The Centre Of The Tardis. And In The Finale, The Doctor's Greatest Secret Will At Last Be Revealed! If This Wasn't Already Our Most Exciting Year It Would Be Anyway!

When Man Invented Fire, He Didn't Say, "hey, Let's Cook." He Said, "great, Now We Can See Naked Bottoms In The Dark.

Have You Met The French? My...god They Know How To Party!