I Never Did Pal Around With Actresses.

Sex Is God's Joke On Human Beings.

You Will Never Be Happier Than You Expect. To Change Your Happiness, Change Your Expectation.

I Wanted To Be The First To Win Three Oscars, But Miss Hepburn Has Done It. Actually It Hasn't Been Done. Miss Hepburn Only Won Half An Oscar. If They'd Given Me Half An Oscar I Would Have Thrown It Back In Their Faces. You See, I'm An Aries. I Never Lose.

Gay Liberation? I Ain't Against It, It's Just That There's Nothing In It For Me.

I Guess I'm Larger Than Life. That's My Problem.