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I Often Tell Audiences At The Start Of My Shows That I'm Not Gay Because I've Got Petitions From Lesbian Groups Saying 'can You Tell People You're Heterosexual Because You're Giving Us A Bad Name.'

There Are Lots Of People Who Believe That Caricature Of Me The Tabloids Created, So They Think They Don't Like Me.

As The Tories Know, The Problem With Setting Yourself Up As A Shining Example For Others To Follow Is That When You Get Caught Out, That Proverbial Substance Really Hits The Fan.

When I Was A Nurse My Favourite Assignment Was The Anorexic Ward. I Sometimes Ate As Many As Seventeen Dinners

I'm A Terrible Sort Of Non-fussy Eater, Really. I Don't Like Posh Food Very Much, And The More Ingredients Something's Got In It, The Less I Tend To Like It.