I Might Have To Commute. You Know,

He's So Ugly. When You Walked By Him, Your Pants Wrinkle. He Made Fly Balls Curve Foul.

I Like Playing On This Team. We Actually Been Doin' Real Good. Got A Different Mix Here. Most Important Thing Is You Gotta Keep Pickin' Up In Paces. That's Why We're Playing Contentious Play. We Got Top Names, Guys Can Still Hit In The Majors, Guys Been Out Of The Game Hittin' The Ball, Shockin' It. Don't Have No Old, Old Guys. Not Sayin' They Don't Get A Good Job Done. Fact Is, They've Been Vice Versa. So That's Incentive Right There. It's Been A Plus.

Ain't No Sense Worrying About The Things You Got Control Over 'cause If You Got Control Over 'em, Ain't No Sense Worrying. Ain't No Sense Worrying About The Things You Got No Control Over 'cause If You Got No Control Over 'em, Ain't No Sense Worrying.

The First Thing You Do When You Get Out To Center Field Is Put Up Your Finger And Check The Wind Chill Factor.

You'd Better Stop Readin' And Writin' And Start Hittin' !