I Might Have To Commute. You Know,

Me And George And Billy Are Two Of A Kind.

We'll Do All Right If We Can Capitalize On Our Mistakes.

It Was So Cold Today That I Saw A Dog Chasing A Cat, And The Dog Was Walking.

He's So Ugly. When You Walked By Him, Your Pants Wrinkle. He Made Fly Balls Curve Foul.

Pitching Is 80% Of The Game And The Other Half Is Hitting And Fielding.