He's So Ugly. When You Walked By

Out Of What... A Thousand?

My Goals Are To Hit .300, Score 100 Runs, And Stay Injury-prone.

I Don't Get Upset Over Things I Can Control, Because If I Can Control Them There's No Sense In Getting Upset. And I Don't Get Upset Over Things I Can't Control, Because If I Can't Control Them There's No Sense In Getting Upset.

Your First Name's White, Your Second Is Hispanic, And Your Third Belongs To A Black. No Wonder You Don't Know Who You Are.

We'll Do All Right If We Can Capitalize On Our Mistakes.