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I Met This Girl, She Was An Actress, And She Gave Me Her Number. It Started With 555.
-Mitch Hedberg
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I Met This Girl, She Was An
Mitch Hedberg
I Met This Girl, She Was An Actress, And She Gave Me Her Number. It Started With 555.
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