I Mean, When I Think About It,

Why On Earth Declutter When You Can Just Shrinkwrap?

I Don't Speak Japanese, I Don't Know Anything About Japanese Business Or Japanese Culture. Apart From Sushi. But I Can't Exactly Go Up To Him And Say "sushi!" Out Of The Blue. It Would Be Like Going Up To A Top American Businessman And Saying, "t-bone Steak!

A Divorce Is Like A Controlled Explosion. Everyone On The Outside Is Ok.

Wow. I've Never Been A Vip Before. I've Never Even Been A Ip.

Maybe My Identity's Been Stolen. Or Maybe I Was Sleep-shopping!