I Mean, Really: What Kind Of Person

After A Long Moment I Closed The Freezer Door. I Wanted To Lie Down And Press My Cheek Against The Cool Linoleum. Instead I Reached Out With My Little Finger And Flipped The Barbie's Head. It Went Thack Thack Against The Door. I Flipped It Again. Thack Thack. Whee. I Had A New Hobby.

I Think That's Nice, And If I Could Have Feelings At All I Would Have Them For Deb.

It's Always Me, Isn't It? I'm Not Really A Very Nice Person, But For Some Reason It's Always Me That They Come To With Their Problems.

I'm A Very Neat Monster.

...my Conscience Has The Same Hard Reality As A Unicorn.