And Here I Always Thought Morality Was

I'm A Very Neat Monster.

Rectory Always Sounded To Me Like A Place Where You Would Find A Proctologist.

I Really Am Guilty, Of Many Somethings, All Of Them Lethal And Very Enjoyable And Technically Not Quite Legal.

I Often Find Myself In Situations Where It Seems To Me Like Everyone Else Has Read The Instruction Book

And As We Should All Know By Now, Anytime You Predict Failure You Have An Excellent Chance Of Being Right.