He's A Terrorist. Rush Limbaugh Is A

Is There Such A Thing As A Man-made Stroke? In Other Words, Did Someone Do This To (democratic Senator Tim Johnson)? ...i Know What This [republican] Party Is Capable Of.

I Think That Comedy Is A Good Defense For A Child. Because You Know Childhood Is A Nightmare As It Is. And So Why Not Use Comedy And Being Funny As A Defense To Get Through Your Life As Opposed To Drugs, Alcohol And Good Looks? Because Those Things Are Dangerous When Your Young.

Those Flowers Were Picked By Illegal Immigrants. And They're Not Voting For You, B*tch.

I Keep My Stand-up Comedy Notes In A Pile On My Desk. I Don't Organize My Act. I Keep Myself In A State Of Confusion. It Stresses Me Out, But I Prefer Creative Chaos.

I Want A Man In My Life, Not In My House.